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  “I’m a detective,” I said, trying to force my voice an octave lower without sounding like a complete twit. “I’m investigating the death of Dr. Conrad Fletcher. I understand that Dr. Fletcher and Mr. Hayes may have had some business dealings.”

  This man had the most expressionless face I’d ever seen in my life. His face was a stone carving with a thin veneer of ebony. I could no more see what he was thinking than I could see through the metal door he’d walked out of. He stared at me a moment longer, then spoke.

  “This way.”

  He turned, smooth and quick, and walked back toward the door. I dodged a Twinkie display and followed him. The metal door swung in hard and popped me on the shoulder. We entered a narrow hallway leading into the back of the building. It was dark, musty, with mildewed wood skids stacked against the wall and beer cases everywhere. The stale smell of beer, trash, and what was perhaps soured milk filled my nostrils. I imagined I heard rats scurrying around, although it may have been more than my imagination.

  Four steps ahead of me, the imposing man moved forward silently. At the end of the hall, shrouded in shadow, was a closed door. Mr. Kennedy got to the door, stopped, then turned. I almost walked into him, but his arms were outstretched and waiting for me.

  “You work homicide?” he asked. “Where’s your partner?”

  “No, I-”

  “D.A.’s office?”

  “Actually, Mr. Kennedy, I’m a private detective.”

  “Private detective!” He rolled his eyes in disgust, then moved so fast my eyes couldn’t follow. Suddenly, I was face forward into an ice-cold, dusty, mildewed cinderblock wall.

  “Hey, wait a minute-” He grabbed my arms and planted them palm into the wall, then kicked my legs apart. “What the he-”

  His hands ran down each leg of my pants on the outside, then back up the inside. He bumped the inside of my crotch on his way up, then ran his hands up my sides. He pulled my wallet out, examined it, emptied my side pockets, pulled the small wire-bound notebook out of my shirt pocket. The man was a professional.

  He grabbed the scruff of my neck, then pulled me back off the wall. Once I had my balance back, I glared at him. “You finished?”

  He reached behind me and knocked twice on the metal door, then twisted the handle and opened it.

  I stepped into a bank president’s office, or at least that’s what it resembled. What a shift in interior design. An enormous mahogany desk dominated the center of the room; a leather executive’s chair and a cherry butler’s table, surrounded by a leather couch and Queen Anne chairs, filled the rest. A color television and stereo system filled one wall, with a wet bar on the wall behind me.

  Behind the huge desk sat Bubba Hayes. Remember Meat Loaf, the guy who sang “Paradise by the Dashboard Lights” back in the Seventies? Imagine Meat Loaf twenty years older and fifty pounds heavier, and you’ve got Bubba Hayes.

  What have I gotten myself into?

  The three of us stared at one another for a moment. I cleared my throat, started to say something, but was interrupted by this twisted Jabba the Hutt lookalike.

  “I understand you want to talk to me, boy,” he burbled.

  Mrs. Rotier’s roast beef and gravy did a somersault in my gut. “Mr. Hayes, I’m Harry Denton. I’m an investigator looking into the death of Conrad Fletcher, that doctor who was murdered last night in the medical center.”

  “I know who he is. I read the papers.”

  Bubba’s voice was sonorous, filling the office with the same determined resonance that he must have once projected from the pulpit.

  “Yeah, well. I was just wondering if you could answer a couple of questions.”

  Bubba leaned back in his massive leather chair. The wheels groaned under his weight, but held. “Depends on what they are. You’re not a police officer. No warrant, no stroke.”

  Bubba smiled, revealing a row of cracked, yellowed teeth. “Right, boy?”

  I was starting to resent being made to feel like an extra in a remake of Smokery and the Bandit. I’m nearly forty years old; it’s been a long time since anyone called me boy.

  “I’ve been asked by the family to investigate this matter. I understand from some close friends of Dr. Fletcher’s that he had a … well, a gambling problem.”

  Bubba leaned forward in the chair, his bulk heading toward the desk like a flesh-colored glacier on the move. Then he stood up, moving with a dexterity and a speed that surprised me, and came around the desk. He faced me now, maybe a foot or two away. The skin of his face was pulled tight, with just a shadow of red underneath, as if he were translucent, like a monstrous gecko.

  “What’s that got to do with me?” he asked, his voice coming from somewhere deep inside the mound of flesh.

  “I’ve heard that you control the action in this part of-”

  Suddenly, something came out of the corner of my eye. All too late, I realized that whatever was flying upward in my direction was attached to Bubba. He caught me square in the gut, his right fist the size of a small ham.

  Every bit of air shot out of my body in a second. If you’ve ever had the breath knocked out of you, you know the feeling. If you haven’t, count yourself lucky.

  My feet came off the floor, and my mind went blank. I felt myself becoming weightless, then suddenly the thick green carpet slammed me in the face.

  I fought to keep down dinner, although in retrospect, I can’t figure out why. I should have blown chunks all over the guy’s carpet. Would’ve served him right.

  I rolled over on my side, curled in a fetal position. One hand covered my battered gut; the other was under my head useless. As I turned, I saw Bubba’s face about six inches from mine. How he could bend down that far without falling over was a mystery I’ll never figure out.

  “You ask a lot of questions, boy,” he hissed. Then the massive hams stretched out again and grabbed my shirt, scrunching it up so hard my shirttail came completely out of my waistband.

  Next thing I know, I’m back on my feet. Wish he’d make up his mind. He’s holding me up, because I’m still not breathing yet, not even over the shock of getting hit yet. Which means the pain hasn’t really started either. Great, I’m already hurting like hell, and it’s only just begun.

  Bubba pulled me up to eye level, and I got a face full of his hot breath. Something came over me, probably an attack of bad attitude, and I got just enough air to put my foot in my mouth.

  “What’d you have for dinner, man?” I gasped. “Ever heard of Listerine?”

  Damn if I’m not airborne again! This time, I landed in a chair against the wall near where Mr. Kennedy is watching all this deadpan. I hit the chair hard, the small of my back taking most of the impact, but my head snapping back against the wall right where the nurse put those butterfly closures last night.

  It felt like a drill bit through the back of my skull. This time, I really did see red, and the shooting pain threatened to put me completely under for a second. It hurt so bad, I forgot about the first punch.

  Dazed, I shook my head to bring myself to. Big mistake. That only works in the movies. After a second or an hour, I wasn’t sure which, I felt behind my head and came back with blood on my hand.

  Then I was really torqued; that fat bastard busted my head back open. No more Mister Nice Guy.

  “What’d you do that for?” I growled, my voice lowering naturally.

  “I wanted to impress upon you, in a way that you couldn’t mistake, the distress that man’s name causes me.” Bubba spoke like a gentlemen farmer himself, when he wanted to. I was surprised, but no less mad.

  “For all you know, I could be a cop,” I said.

  “Hah,” he laughed. “I know every police officer in this town. And son, you ain’t one of them. Not by a long shot.”

  I put a hand on each arm of the chair and pushed myself into a standing position. I’d had, simply put, enough.

  “Sit down,” Bubba ordered.

  I kept my ground. “Listen, Bubba, I do
n’t need this crap. You and that reject from a Lite Beer commercial over there can go to hell for all I care. You don’t want to talk to me, fine. Talk to the cops.”

  I took a step toward the door.

  “Sit down,” Bubba repeated. A moment later, “I said sit.”

  I walked around him, settled myself on the couch. I’ll sit, all right, but where I want to.

  Bubba crossed back to his desk, lowered himself into the seat. “Now what is it you think I can tell the police?”

  I shook my head. “No, sir. I don’t think so.”

  “What you mean, boy?”

  “After the welcome I’ve been given here, I don’t feel like answering any of your questions. If there’s any answering to be done here, I’ll let you do it.”

  Bubba smiled, as if he couldn’t believe I’d still be getting smart with him after all this. He don’t know me very well, do he?

  “I’ll say this much for you, boy. You ain’t much to look at, but you got great big brass ones.”

  “From what I can tell,” I continued, ignoring what I guess was supposed to be a compliment, “Fletcher had two kinds of people in his life. Those who hated him enough to kill him, and those who merely fantasized about it.”

  Bubba looked over in Mr. Kennedy’s direction and smiled. “He was not the most lovable man in God’s creation.”

  “I keep running into people who thought the world would be better off without him. To tell you the truth, Bubba, I just wanted to find out if you were one of them.”

  Bubba reached down below the desk, tugged at his crotch. “The man had a problem. Loved to play. Hated to lose.”

  “Yeah?”

  “Yeah. I’ve seen doctors with habits before. More of them have it than you think. I got quite a few in my territory. When he started, Fletcher was no better, no worse, than most. He played football during the season, pro basketball, some college games.”

  “When he started?”

  “Some people just can’t handle it. I told him he needed help once. Over the phone, of course. He never came here.”

  I thought for a second. “How much was he into you for?”

  Bubba hesitated. That made me think it was quite a bit, maybe even a few thousand. He leaned against the desk, stared at me for a moment, then spoke.

  “That man owed me not quite one hundred thousand dollars.”

  When I got my breath back, I whistled.

  “Jesus,” I sighed.

  “Jesus hadn’t got nothing to do with it, boy. At least not on this end of the action. Right now, I’d guess Jesus and Fletcher are just about wrapping up a very long talk.”

  I gritted my teeth, preparing for what the next question was probably going to bring me.

  “In your business,” I asked, “is that the kind of scratch that would get somebody killed?”

  The color shot up Bubba’s fat neck. “Praise Jesus!” he yelled. “I’ve sinned in my time, blasphemed God in my life. But never, never, mortally sinned by taking the life of another! Besides,” he added, “a doctor would be good for it over the long run. High life-style, high profile. Wouldn’t want his revered name dragged through the mud.”

  “So you’d just blackmail a doctor. A truck driver who owed that much?”

  “I’d never let a truck driver owe me that much,” Bubba growled. “Now, of course, it’s just a write-off. Cost of doing business.”

  “But you didn’t kill him?”

  The color came back again. “The answer to that question is no, boy. Don’t ask it again.”

  12

  I was, as we say down South, dog-assed tired. Between lack of sleep, running around in circles, and being knocked silly a couple of times, the last couple of days had used up all my reserves. All I wanted to do was get home, get a cold compress on my head, clean the dried blood off, then take a nose dive between the sheets.

  But then there was Rachel. I was already headed down Demonbreum Street toward the highway when I remembered. I looked down at my watch: 10:30. Just enough time to make it back out to Golf Club Lane, to the shaded, tree-lined dark street that probably had more security devices per square foot than the Pentagon.

  I pulled a U-turn across the freeway bridge, in front of the nude dance club that advertises 50 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS amp; 3UGLY ONES, and headed back in toward the ritzy part of town.

  Twenty minutes later, I was driving up the black asphalt of Rachel’s driveway. Discreetly low lights guided my way toward the darkness of the back yard. I pulled around and parked. Once the car engine was shut down, a deep quiet settled over the neighborhood. No freight trains going by a block away, no rednecks’ squealing tires, no radios blaring, no gunshots penetrating the night air. Jeez, I’d hate it over here.

  I padded up the steps to the kitchen door and knocked softly. A few seconds later, Rachael came to the door. The lights in the kitchen were low. Rachel wore blue jeans and a white T-shirt. Her hair was brushed loose down to her shoulders, and she wore no makeup. She’d finally, it appeared, relaxed.

  “Hi,” she greeted me. She smiled, a tired smile certainly, but still a smile. She was holding up reasonably well, I thought. I don’t know how I’d have done under the circumstances.

  “You okay?” I asked before I stepped in. “I mean, is it okay for me to be here?”

  “Of course,” she said, holding the door open for me. “Everyone’s gone. Finally.”

  I stepped in. She closed the door behind me, then bent her head down slightly and came toward me with her arms open.

  “God, what a day,” she sighed. “Could you just hold me for a minute?”

  “Yeah, c’mon,” I agreed. She came to me, and I wrapped my arms around her shoulders. I felt her breath through my shirt, each movement of her chest deep, exhausted. She felt good. I had to remind myself of the circumstances; after all, her husband had just been murdered.

  “This feels good,” she whispered after a moment. “It’s been a long time since anyone held me.”

  “You’ve been through the mill, haven’t you?”

  “God, you don’t know. When the police started asking me where I was last night, and how Conrad and I got along, it was just too much. Then there were the phone calls, the arrangements. I had to race to the bank, close all our accounts, reopen them in my name only before the bank shut them down for probate. The insurance people, the calls from the university, the hospital. All Conrad’s friends in New York and Boston.”

  “News travels fast, doesn’t it?”

  She rocked gently in my arms, leaning against me as if she needed someone to hold her up. “Yes. Fortunately, Dr. Lingo went down to the morgue to identify the body. I didn’t have to do that. But they’ll have him out in the funeral home tomorrow.”

  She raised her head. “You must be beat, too.”

  “It’s been a rough couple of days. Yeah.”

  “Can I make you a drink?” she said, pulling away from me, on her own two feet again now.

  “It might put me to sleep.”

  “Then you can crash on the couch,” she said. “I could use one, myself. What can I fix you?”

  She reached over, turned the dial that controlled the kitchen lights. The level rose enough to where we could get a good look at each other. She looked even better in the light. Apparently, I looked worse.

  “What happened to you? What’s that? Harry, you’ve got blood on your shirt.” She gasped.

  I looked down. A few splatters of red stained the front of my white shirt. Damn, that stuff’s hard to get out, and I don’t have that many decent dress shirts left.

  “I had a little run-in with someone. Seems I did a bounce or two off a wall. Fortunately, it was just my thick skull.”

  “Oh, God, let me see.” She spun me around, turned the lights up all the way. “Harry, this looks nasty. What am I going to do with you?”

  She disappeared into the small bathroom just off the kitchen. I heard her fumbling around in the medicine cabinet.

  “Rachel, it’s no
big deal,” I said. “I probably just need to wash it off.”

  “No big deal, my eye. Those closure strips are hanging there like laundry on a line. You’ll be lucky not to wind up needing stitches.”

  “Really, it’s okay.” Now that she’d mentioned the drink, I wanted that more than anything else.

  She came back in with hydrogen peroxide, bandages, antibiotic ointment. “Here, sit down.” She motioned toward the kitchen table. It was easier to take a chair than argue about it.

  “You’re a mess,” she chided. “Can’t you stay out of trouble for a minute?”

  “I usually don’t have a problem with a minute or two,” I said. “An hour, though, and I’m pushing it.”

  Her hands were gentle, professional. She was the only person who’d touched me in the last two days without causing me pain. “You’re a pro,” I said.

  “Thanks. Actually, I am. I used to do this for a living.”

  “What, patch banged-up detectives?”

  “No, silly. I went back to school after Conrad and I got married, when he was in his residency. Got my degree in nursing.”

  I turned. “You were a nurse?”

  “Yeah, I worked full-time at it until we moved back down here.” She brought her hands up to the side of my head and moved me back into position. “This might hurt a little. I’m going to pull these old closures off and replace them.”

  I got set for some serious pain, but got only a minor sting instead. “You are good. So how come you quit working?”

  “I don’t know. Connie was making such good money. I worked part-time, but there wasn’t the driving need for it like when we were younger and he was in school. I hate to sound cliched, but those really were the good old days. Our salad days. We were young, up to our ears in debt, living on Hamburger Helper. Sometimes without the hamburger.”

  I laughed. She wiped the last of the dried blood off my scalp and got everything taped down. She started pulling the wrappers from the bandage together, knotting them into a neat ball to throw away. Her voice became almost wistful.

  “Connie and I loved each other then. Things were really going well for us. Something happened somewhere. I never quite figured out what.”